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"Paranoia is the joke that only you get."-John Roberts-

"The best thing about being dead is that you no longer have to say, 'I wish I were dead. 'The best thing about being alive is that you get to say, 'I wish I were dead.'"-a bright young lady who appeared on Velvet Donkey by Ivor Cutler-

The more things change, the more different they get.

Creativity is just another mental illness in that the more you do it the more difficult it becomes to break the cycle. The weird thing about this particular illness is that you do get a different result from doing the same thing over and over again.

If you can't get with it, then get away from it.

"If you aren't working towards vices of your own, then you are working toward someone elses." -John Roberts-

"Why is a duck."   -Groucho Marx-

"'I drank what?'"-spoof of Socrates from movie Real Genius-

When the right is in power, it wants my rights, but when the left is in power, it wants what's left.

If you can't go without...go within.

They think, therefore they argue.

"The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about."-Oscar Wilde-

The problem with control freaks is that when they lose control, they freak.

"God never really did like man."   -the Residents-

If I had half the fun you think I'm having, I'd be having twice the fun I think I'm having...or..."two minutes with a beautiful girl goes by like nothing, while two minutes sitting on a hot stove seems like an eternity."-Einstein explaining relativity to a human-

When darkness comes I call your name, and all my fears fly down like Hell's stark demons burned when love's sweet light comes streaming out of heaven's halls.

"Everythings fun when you use the right end."-my Carol-

"When aquiring abandoned golf balls, it is wise to let them stop rolling first."-Samuel Clemmins-

You can never undo that which has already been undone.

"For lack of a decision, I am blessed with choice,"-anonomys-

Change is easier faced when outside influences are safely silenced.

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